what i learned this weekend at austin city limits

1. You cannot get high on secondhand marijuana smoke.  Trust me, if it was possible, I would know it after being in the audience for the Iron & Wine show.
2. Not doing any work all day Friday or Saturday can make for a really excellent weekend, with a really terrible "work hangover."  (a work hangover happens when you get done partying and feel terrible when you realize how much work you have to do)
3. It is an incontrovertible fact that, when some out of a huge group of girls will be very skimpily clad in bikinis, the ugliest ones will be the ones who dress that way.  Someone please explain to me why the hot girls don't do this.
4. If I was gay, I'd do John Mayer.  In fact, I think I would very seriously consider it now.
5. Massive Attack's music makes me want to do bad things.  Apparently, this is a shared sentiment, because I saw quite a few things during that show that would turn a PG-13 flick into an R one.
6. Allergies can make your nose bleed profusely all over your guitar and microphone.  Wait, no, Ben Kweller, that's called cocaine.
7. Austin is FREAKING HOT.
8. The age-old question, "would you rather be blind or deaf?", is an easy one.  I'd be blind in a heartbeat.  Music rocks.